🍶 Our Story
Welcome to Drinking Dojo – The Official Sponsor of Bad Decisions.
Born from spilled shots, half-remembered nights, and one truly unhinged idea, Drinking Dojo isn’t just a merch store. It’s a lifestyle. It’s a mindset. It’s the moment you dared your friend to backflip off a bar, and they actually did it.
Founded by a trio of party-fuelled visionaries (and fueled by far too much Fireball), Drinking Dojo was created to turn chaos into clothing. What started as a meme account spiraled into a full-blown merch machine, built for the beautifully unhinged and dangerously hydrated.
We’re talking premium fits for maximum blackouts.
🎯 Our Mission
To bring the internet’s funniest drinking energy into the real world – on shirts, hoodies, shot glasses, and anything else that can survive a bender.
We believe "WASTED" is more than a screen overlay – it’s a way of life.
We exist to dress the daring. To equip the chaotic.
“If you're gonna make mistakes... at least look good doing it.”
We don’t care about fast fashion. We care about fast friends, furious dares, and merch that makes people ask, “Where the hell did you get that?”
🤝 Our Commitment
We test our gear the hard way – in bars, clubs, rooftops, festivals, and questionable afters. If it can survive our nights, it can survive yours.
Every product goes through the Dojo Trials:
- Design it
- Wear it
- Spill on it
- Dance in it
- Survive shame
- Approve it
We’re here to build a community of unapologetic party animals who want quality, comedy, and chaos – all in one tee.
Whether you’re playing our games, wearing our jokes, or joining our dares, one thing’s for sure: You’re one of us now.
Est. when we sobered up long enough to buy a domain name.