Classy on the outside. Absolutely unhinged on the inside. This tee is for the smooth-talking chaos agents who clean up nice but leave no shot unchallenged. Whether you’re blacking out at brunch or bringing wine to family dinners like a diplomatic weapon, this shirt says what your face won’t: you’re here for beautiful mayhem.
Soft as your ex’s apology. Built to survive beer spills, late-night kebabs, and your best friend’s couch.
Details (aka the boring but important bits):
Unisex boxy fit
Crew neck with drop shoulders
Loose and breathable for maximum movement (e.g., dance floors, bad decisions)
100% combed cotton
26-count plain weave
Fabric weight: 280g/m² – thick, luxe, not clingy
Pre-shrunk and reactive-dyed for long-lasting colour
Side-seamed construction
Binding taped neck and shoulders
Double-stitched ribbed collar
Coverstitched cuffs and hem
Care tips:
Wash inside out in cold water on a gentle cycle with mild detergent.
Don’t bleach it, don’t soak it, don’t twist it like it owes you money.
Hang it up to dry - sunlight is fine, but don’t roast it.
Iron or tumble dry at low temperature if you must (max 30℃ / 90℉).
