MOI - Minimalist

Now hiring at the Ministry of Intoxication.

Department: Bad Choices.

This tee is for the certified chaos agents who clock in with cocktails and file reports in shot glasses. Whether you’re leading the charge at Friday beers or testifying at brunch court, this crisp, minimalist design lets the world know you work for the state… of total dysfunction.

It’s clean, dry, and dangerously official.

Perfect for night shifts and next-day regrets.

Details (aka the boring but important bits):

This boxy t-shirt is the perfect addition to your casual wardrobe. Made from premium-quality cotton, the tee offers an experience of ultimate luxury and comfort. The fabric is soft and smooth against the skin, with a weight and texture that feels substantial without being too heavy. The boxy cut provides a relaxed and effortless fit that allows for ease of movement, while the minimalist design adds a touch of sophistication to the overall look. Available in an assortment of stunning colour options, this t-shirt is versatile enough to be worn with any outfit.

• Crew neck
• Drop shoulders
• Loose fit
• 100% combed cotton
• 26 count plain weave
• Pre-shrunk
• Reactive-dyed for long-lasting colour
• Fabric weight: 280g/m²
• Side-seamed construction
• Binding taped neck and shoulders
• Double-stitched ribbed collar
• Coverstitch cuffs and hem

Care tips:

Wash inside out in cold water on a gentle cycle with mild detergent.

No bleach, soaking, or bureaucratic delays.

Hang dry and avoid direct sunlight.

Iron, steam, or tumble dry low (max 30℃ / 90℉).