For the cheeky legends who talk like scholars but party like pirates.
This tee delivers sharp wit with a side of wine-stained wisdom - perfect for anyone who quotes Tyrion Lannister before their third round and somehow still wins the argument. It’s minimalist, sarcastic, and built for chaotic masterminds who mix brains with booze.
Wear it to brunch. Wear it to the bar. Wear it when you’re pretending to know things - while mostly drinking.
Details (aka the boring but important bits):
Boxy unisex fit
Minimalist front text
Crew neck with drop shoulders
Loose, breathable, and dangerously comfy
100% combed cotton
26-count plain weave
Fabric weight: 280g/m² – soft, substantial, and smug
Pre-shrunk
Reactive-dyed for long-lasting colour
Side-seamed construction
Binding taped neck and shoulders
Double-stitched ribbed collar
Coverstitched cuffs and hem
Care tips:
Wash inside out in cold water on a gentle cycle with mild detergent.
