Welcome to PixelPubBrawl - where four mascots, one bar, and zero chill collide in an old-school melee of spills, swings, and slapstick violence. Whether you’re the one throwing punches or dodging pint glasses like it’s a bullet hell, this tee brings that classic arcade fighter energy to your actual nights out.
Drinks will be spilled. Furniture will be broken. Legends will be born.
Details (aka the boring but important bits):
Boxy unisex fit
Crew neck with drop shoulders
Soft and breathable for high-mobility chaos
100% combed cotton
26-count plain weave
Fabric weight: 280g/m² - thick, comfy, and fight-night ready
Pre-shrunk
Reactive-dyed for long-lasting colour
Side-seamed construction
Binding taped neck and shoulders
Double-stitched ribbed collar
Coverstitched cuffs and hem
Care tips:
Wash inside out in cold water - like you’re resetting the round.
No bleach, no rage quits.
Hang dry or tumble on low (max 30℃ / 90℉).
Iron low - or leave it creased like the bar tab you abandoned.
