Flames? Check. Existential crisis? Check. Holding it together with a glass of wine like it’s emotional duct tape? Double check.
This tee captures that iconic “everything’s fine” meltdown energy - except make it fermented. Featuring our overwhelmed panda hero mid-spiral, this shirt is your official uniform for every wine-fuelled therapy session, breakup brunch, or “I’m totally fine” meltdown at the pregame.
Because sometimes life is on fire… and that’s why we drink wine.
Details (aka the boring but important bits):
Unisex boxy fit
Crew neck with drop shoulders
Loose and comfy for max wine swirl range
100% combed cotton
26-count plain weave
Fabric weight: 280g/m² – thick, soft, wine-resistant (emotionally, not literally)
Pre-shrunk
Reactive-dyed for long-lasting colour
Side-seamed construction
Binding taped neck and shoulders
Double-stitched ribbed collar
Coverstitched cuffs and hem
Care tips:
Wash inside out in cold water - no panic, no bleach.
Don’t soak, don’t wring, don’t scream into the laundry machine.
Hang to dry like your dignity. Tumble dry or iron low (max 30℃ / 90℉).
